EI, EI, O: The Parody Song

Old MacDonald: The MCS/EI Version

EI is of course a term used to mean environmentally ill, so it just seemed appropriate to rework this classic song. I Googled the lyrics and decided to write my own version. Let me know what you think. :)

Old MacDonald had environmentally safe house, E I E I O.
And in his environmentally safe house, he had some air purifiers, E I E I O.
With a whirl here and a hiss there,
And respirators everywhere,
Old MacDonald had a environmentally safe house, E I E I O.

Old MacDonald had a environmentally safe house, E I E I O,
And in his environmentally safe house, he had nonscented cleaning products, E I E I O.
With some Seventh Generation here and some Ecover there,
and a little bit of Dr Bronner's to top it off,
Old MacDonald had an environmentally safe house, E I E I O.

Old MacDonald had an environmentally safe house, E I E I O
And in his environmentally safe house, he had low VOC paint, E I E I O.
With some concrete floors here and some tile there,
And absolutely no carpet anywhere,
Old MacDonald had an environmentally safe house, E I E I O.

Old MacDonald had an environmentally safe house, E I E I O
And in his environmentally safe house, he had no perfumed visitors, E I E I O
With some Tom's of Maine soap here and some Alba Botanical there,
And absolutely no dryer sheets anywhere,
Old MacDonald had an environmentally safe house, E I E I O.

Old MacDonald had an environmentally safe house, E I E I O
And outside of his house he couldn't often go, E I E I O
With nasty chemicals here and toxins there,
So he put everything that mattered to him in his house,
Old MacDonald had an environmentally safe house, E I E I O.